man *waking up from 7 year coma*: doctor.. please… may you update me on what is going on in the news… what has happened while i was asleep
doctor: for your own good we’re putting you back into the coma
(via only1600kids)
people: filled with sin
dirt: filled with worms (a good and righteous thing)#this post seems like catholic peasant shitposting from the year 1100 (via shellbeaste)
follow for more soft twelfth century catholicism
(via thebootydiaries)
me as a pilot
me: Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. I have an announcement to make but first you have to promise not to get mad
(via only1600kids)
